ok .... this week has been long and hallacious

Dear men,

Please stop coming on to me, I"m married, happily, and don't want any of that shit

Dear random dude in the tattoo parlor who flashed me, GO TO HELL

In the past week, I've had one person call me a MILF, one person go up to my husband and tell him to get out of the way so that he can date me, and one person flash me their penis.....

WTF is wrong with people.

I want to keep my humor about all of this, but it's getting to the point that I just can't really handle it.

I may be crass, and I may be loud, but I am still a lady, Learn to treat me like one or I'll junk punch you.

Not to mention being called fat.. WTF people? I know I"m fat! I get dressed ever damn day, I think I'm aware of my size.

What I am not aware of is who in the hell gave you the right to fucking say anything? I work out 5 days a week, and I haven't had caffiene in months, I have had nothing but water or DECAF tea for MONTHS.... If you don't like it, then just don't look, I"m not in the mood for your shit, I'm definately not in the mood to be polite to you when you are being rude to me, and I will not apologize when you are lying on the floor holding your dick because you did one thing too many.


I appreciate that some people find me attractive, and I appreciate that some people don't, what I don't appreciate, is people being so immature that they would actually say anything on either subject, and especially after I told them to stop.

*sigh* What can I do to make these people understand that I don't want to be around them if they can't be civil?

Somehow, junk punching doesn't seem to be the answer.